Bad Pick up lines

So, I go to the store today and I see this guy staring at me at the deli, then he finally comes out and asks me "Are you looking for me?" and I thought that this was the most asinine question he could have asked me, lol, because if I were looking for him, he'd know that I was looking for him.

Anyway, it got me to thinking, what is the most uncreative pick up line you've ever heard?

One that made me laugh so hard I cried --- I'd like to drink your bathwater.

You know, MP, that one kind of creeps me out, lol.

Dude. Really now? You want to drink my bath water? Okaaaaaay, lol.

Wow Boss Lady, that is sooo many levels of gross that the mind boggles!!! But hey, whatever floats his boat... I don't have any line in particular, but I saw one in a movie once which I found hilarious: the guy in a bar puts his finger in his drink then touches the girl and says "hey, let's get you out of those wet clothes..." If that's not clever, I don't know what to tell ya!

I asked the hubby and he said he thinks the dumbest if .. did you fall from the sky cause you look like an angel.

Yep, that's always a winner. How 'bout: "Wow, you must really be tired. -Why? -'Cause you've been walking around my head all day."

Gotta love "what's your sign, 'cause you look like a virgo" (or whichever sign you choose to mention...).

And the classic: "Do I know you from somewhere? I swear you look sooo familiar..." (having of course never seen this person in your life).

Ah, we have a very popular one here in Dom Rep, when the girl walks by, the "gentleman" yells ever so eloquently: "Wow, all those curves and me without my brakes". And another: "All that meat, and me on a diet."

My brain exploded from the sleaze factor, so break for now...hehehe...Somebody else play.

Are you from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.

Very much LOL, Biblet. And on a totally unrelated topic, I love your hair!!

Biblet wrote:

Are you from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.

That is pretty corny and very uncreative. Anyway, someones got a BDday coming up. Do you have any plans?

Ok, here's another one.

A guy approached me and as I was flipping through my cell and struck up a conversation with me. I don't even remember what we were talking about, maybe about how cold it was, anyway. He finally says: "I can't seem to find my number. Can I have yours."

At first, I was stuck in a Duh moment like what do you mean you lost your number and why do you need to have mine, then I got it. I gave him a B- for effort, just because I didn't catch on at first. But I still didn't give him the number, lol.

AimeeP wrote:

And the classic: "Do I know you from somewhere? I swear you look sooo familiar..." (having of course never seen this person in your life).

This one always gets on my nerves. I'm what my friends call a "Rude Girl" so when a guy tells me something like that I will tell him, "Now you know (insert random swear word) well that you have never seen me in your life."

To that, I always get: "I thought I did......" LOL

I hate to be played with, which I guess is why I hate pick up lines. Don't give me that, just be direct. Hi my name is such and such and you seem interesting....etc.

Thats how my hubby got me, he came up, introduced himself, asked my name and just started talking to me like we were old friends. I have always loved that about him, he is a direct person.

Hey baby....you dropped something...
Then you look down...
and he says....well, aint you gonna pick me up....

UUUGGHHHHH....whatever....

or

Excuse me.....don't I know you....
No you don't......
Darn....I sure would like to.

UUUGGHHH Cooorrrrrnnnnyyyy!!!!

LOL, Godslittlegirl, I do not like pick up lines. I have to admit that the first one was kind of cute, though. He would have got a smile out of me at most.

But you gotta give the guys props for creativity, I mean really...

Oh and once on a episode of Friends, when Phoebe meets Rachel's totally hot male assistant Tag he says "Phoebe, what a beautiful name" She says, "You like it, you should hear my phone number..."

Ladies always do it with style!!!

It's uncreative because I didn't make that one up. And I have no birthday plans. :P

I heard this one once at the mall

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Why isnt a girl like you dancing with a guy like me?
Because I saw how you dance

Mafia Princess wrote:

One that made me laugh so hard I cried --- I'd like to drink your bathwater.

My husband actually used this one on me when we first started dating! So gross, he is such a perv! :)