Some Cat Humor

Cat Rules
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything which can be pried up isn't sufficiently nailed down.

- At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Hahahahaha...too funny and how TRUE...You know what my cats like to play with when I'm gone??? If I accidently leave a roll of papertowels out to where they can get to it, I come home to bits of papertowel all over the place and my cats look at me with "What??? I don't know what happened...Don't ask me!!" LOL

That is so cute and true!