INSTALLING A HUSBAND

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6..2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

That was good! LOL


Melissa

Did you write that? Toooo funny! Would you mind if I borrowed it?

Hilarious. It made me think too...I think it's true that boyfriends ARE more for entertainment purposes.

I mean, dating and romance most of all are supposed to be fun, RIGHT?

I do hope when/if I marry, we can keep things fun as much as possible. Really at this point of my sad romantic life, I refuse to be with someone if it's not fun anymore. I know life happens but love shouldn't have to be non-stop drama and boredom either.

Thanks for the laugh

Dear Tech Support....

I recently upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and have experienced the following problems:

Despite the best anti-virus and pop-up blockers, Nagging 1.7 and Trading Spaces 2.1 run at random and inoppurtune intervals while Victoria's Secret 6.4, My Penthouse Subscription 2.1, and Public Displays of Affection 7.1 have been blocked.

Most disturbingly, Things to Do With Your Mouth Besides Eating and Talking 3.3 will not run, even when attempted in conjunction with How Much Money Do You Need for That 4.9 and New Car 2.7.3. which always worked in the past.

If that was not bad enough, Wife 1.0 constantly wants to run Baby 1.0 and Baby 2.0 whenever Curl My Toes 8.0 starts to load.

Attempts to uninstall Wife 1.0 and revert to Girlfriend 5.0 result in the immediate loss of half my RAM and incremental degredation of the remaining RAM by operation of Baby 1.0 and Baby 2.0, which cannot be removed despite efforts to reformat. Buying a new computer and trying to load Girlfriend 6.0 gets met with Sliced Tires 1.7 and Bricks Through the Window 3.4.1. Please help!

Ok, sending Johnny the Butcher over to the Don's house now!

Funny you guys!

OMG,OMG,OMG.....I am laughing so hard I have to pee!!!

I did not write this, it's circulating over the net. I don't know who wrote it

It's funny every time I read it. LOL