Why does time drag when you are waiting for something?

I have been driving my husband, friends and family nuts this week waiting for the big move. Down to under 38 hrs now and I swear time is moving slower every hour now. Why can't it just be moving day?

Why can you only find a safety pin when you don't need one?

Why do you seem to have a ton of pens, until you need to write something right quick?

Why is your phone always charged when you are talking about a bunch of nothing, but wants to die when you're on a business call....

Life is just funny like that! It just doesn't want to work on our timeframe!

Funny you mention the phone. mine died during a conference call and I hadn't used it all day.

Ok then, why does the phone ring the moment you enter the shower? Actually no, sometimes it waits for you to be all lathered up and then it rings. Classic. Why does your nose itch when you're washing the dishes? And why on the day you MUST turn in a report or something equally important, Hotmail doesn't work, internet goes down and then you're computer shuts down for no reason and never regains consciousness? Hmmm...

Okay.. screaming now. My move has been delayed now till Saturday!!!!

My hubby so did not want to call me and tell me that.

Hooray for Murphy's Laws!

Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong, at the WORST conceivable time.

Why are some peeps so mean and never will apologize?

I don't know.. just know I wanted to move and it ruined my carefully made plans